Brick Shorties

As a kid I used to watch Baywatch whenever I got the chance. Dreaming of becoming a lifeguard myself, I got all the necessary certificates to fight sea-emergencies next to Pamela. Then I found out Baywatch was not a documentary and my whole life was a lie, which wasn’t a problem because I was only watching it for the …moral input.

All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:

• All day everyday swim-ready summer short

• Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles

• Two zippered pockets

• No itchy inner mesh

• Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis

• Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price

• Wear with or without boxers underneath

• Raised logo print